Disclaimer: no, mom, this isn’t actually about poo, nor will it feature any pictures of things that come out the rear end of any animal.

I’m Pippa and I snub people who give me gifts!

My owner’s sister bought me an AWESOME cat tree and I refuse to use it.

At least when anyone’s around.

I also don’t grace visitors with my presence anymore.  I have much better things to do.

Things like sleeping and eating.  OH GOD PLEASE FEED ME I’M SO HUNGRY EVEN THOUGH I ATE FIVE MINUTES AGO WHY AREN’T YOU FEEEDING MEEEEE???

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