If I had a million dollars,

I’d buy you a house – I would buy you a house:

If I had a million dollars,

I’d buy you furniture for your house – maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman:

And if I had a million dollars,

Well I’d buy you a K-car – a nice reliant automobile:

If I had a million dollars

I’d build a tree fort in our yard (you could help – it wouldn’t be that hard):

If I had a million dollars

Well I’d buy you a fur coat – but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel:

If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

(pictures link to the Etsy stores they came from, song lyrics belong to the Barenaked Ladies)

(ps. I wish I had a million dollars)

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