You want me to walk?  In the rain?

Only posing like this for food.

Sorry, I don’t think I can do that.  I mean, water is wet and cold and it’s not very fun.

The face I wake up to most mornings.

I think I’ll stay somewhere nice and warm.

We wash his stuff, I swear.

Besides.  I’m not even a dog.  Look!  Meow.  Meow.

Get out of that tree. You are a dog. You don't even fit.

He doesn’t walk well in the rain.